Blog Attempt Numero Uno

Alright, so here it is. I swore off of blogs for so long and yet here I am. Hell, even MY MOM has a blog! Not that I expect anyone to read this but I figure hey, this way everyone can hear my long and drawn out stories even easier! I've been told that I have a story for everything, so here they are. The title says it all too. You really can't make this stuff up! Hopefully my life will be entertaining enough for you to come back for more. I'm not making any promises of course that I will keep at this regularly, but I'll try my best.